Here we have our very own Fuck Box :')

It contains the following:


1 x Middle finger Sweet Orange & Basil essential oil soap (paraben-free)

1 x Fuck the Tories tin candle


If you'd like you can also add Fuck Covid wax melts. Please note, this is a different scent to the Fuck Covid tin candle also sold at Alibals.


The Fuck the Tories scent is Black Opium; the notes are orange blossom, pink pepper, jasmine, vanilla and cedarwood.


The Fuck Covid Wax Melts scent is similar to One Million (the aftershave) so these are the notes: 

Top Notes - Mandarin Orange, Cardamom, Black Pepper, Saffron

Middle Notes - Rose, Neroli, Cinnamon

Base Notes - Patchouli, Sandalwood, Orris Root


All products are delivered on a bed of sustainably sourced wood wool within a recycled cardboard box which is then secured with a ribbon made from wood pulp.


The Fuck Box

  • Each candle has an approximate burn time of 35 hours. Please make sure to burn the candle until there is a full melt pool before extinguishing, otherwise you'll get a tunneling effect....and nobody wants that! And neeeever leave your candle unattended. Safety first!

    ~190g Net

    The vegetable-based soap is paraben-free & sulfate-free which means it won't irritate or dry out your skin. It's made with three butters (mango, shea and cocoa) and essential oils.

    Each come individually wrapped in reused brown paper and recycled paper labels - environment first!

    The wax melts will burn a strong scent for between 6-10 hours each. Every bag contains 6 unicorns and weighs around 90g. These are glassine bags which are completely compostable and biodegradable.

    To Use: Place one melt into your wax burner to fill your room with a beautiful aroma. DO NOT ADD WATER. The melts can be remelted until no fragrance is left.